Fish emergency!!

[Lysander]

First cod, now tuna.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2577405,00.html

As long as trout is OK, I'm happy.

 

[Lysander]

I've haddock enough of these red herrings.

-> coat

 

[Lysander]

I've no fish to read any more of these pipe breams. I'll let myself trout.

 

[Lysander]

When fish die, I'm sure they go to a better plaice.

Yes, every fish has a sole.

 

[Lysander]

this is clever your using different fishes in everyday sentences

Don't be such a curgudgeon just because you're not roe-ling around laughing. These are finning jokes of a very high scale.

 

[Lysander]

Can't we have a sprat about fishing without all these eely bad puns?? I for one am quite sad that tuna supplies are so low. [sorry for the lack of pun in that sentence]

 

[Lysander]

 

[Lysander]

Nono, a break is quite welkome.

How is that a fish joke?!

 

[Lysander]

Ouch! Feel the Stingray!

Very unfortunate.