Fishy...

[richard104]

So just got back from the chippy with 2 large haddocks and chips for me and the gf...start demolishing the fish and then realise there's a chemical taste, really not pleasant. Phone the chippy up and he say bring it back and he'll exchange it.

After getting a new one, driving home I realise that the fish smelt slightly of Ammonia which turns out that the fish was bad, decomposing!

The new fish was better but I've never come across Ammonia tasting fish before! Beware all!!!!!

 

[iviv]

You should go back and batter him.

 

[Edrof]

Well, thank cod you didn't eat it all.

 

[richard104]

I cut it's nose off but it still smelt!

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Was it a Fsh ?

 

[DEL 707]

Looks like he done you up like a kipper

 

[David91]

Something something pun.

 

[bitslice]

Go back and gill him, COD style,
or just scale the living daylights out of him

 

[BillHicksRIP]

/fin thread

 

[Brookert]

find another chippy, plenty more fish in the sea

 

[AshD93]

He probably forgot to bin it - 3 second memory and all that.

 

[Participant]

Leave it guys, this isn't the plaice.

 

[cyber69]

Sprinkle some of this on it

 

[nemtizz]

Some fintastic puns in this thread.

 

[bitslice]

Is distal end of the thread?
I guess that was dorsal the puns we could think of.

 

[Kosmiche]

Fish Jokes
Posted on May 17, 2009

A large collection of Fish jokes gathered from the four corners of the internet.

 

[MarkA]

5 stars thread already!

 

[AshD93]

5 stars thread already!

You mean:

 

[the1gooner]

I am having a whale of a time reading this thread.

 

[Makhaira]

I am having a whale of a time reading this thread.

They're mammals, you've ruined everything!!!! Your comment was just in the wrong plaice at the right time. I hope you feel suitably gill-ty.