fiveub/Steven has requested an exchange...

Deleted member 77746 · 27 Mar 2020 at 15:48

@fiveub

Anyone interested in a free chair today from Steven? The UK has officially ran out of toilet paper and if anyone would like to exchange 48 rolls of toilet paper for a free chair please get in touch with @fiveub as quickly as possible via trust.

He has also asked nicely if you could exchange your signature on the forum for the one below...

Lots of love,
Steven aka fiveub

Gray2233 · 27 Mar 2020 at 15:52

No toilet paper I'm afraid.

I do have two unopened 3kg packets of pasta (Fusilli) and an 18 pack of Magners that I'm willing to trade.

According to my ASDA delivery man, alcohol might be the next on the short list with the pubs closing.

Deleted member 77746 · 27 Mar 2020 at 15:56

Gray2233 said:
No toilet paper I'm afraid.

I do have two unopened 3kg packets of pasta (Fusilli) and an 18 pack of Magners that I'm willing to trade.

According to my ASDA delivery man, alcohol might be the next on the short list with the pubs closing.

I hope you got next day delivery if you paid for it mind?

https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/posts/33465997/

Gray2233 · 27 Mar 2020 at 15:59

mrbell1984 said:
I hope you got next day delivery if you paid for it mind?

https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/posts/33465997/

Priceless.

I paid for it on the day after waiting two weeks for a time slot, I was very happy it turned up at all!

Maybe it's a matter of perspective? There's people like myself cleaning their buttocks with junk mail, and then there's people who REALLY need their computer parts.

Deleted member 77746 · 27 Mar 2020 at 16:01

<<< laughing

Gray2233 · 27 Mar 2020 at 16:08

I heard the postman delivery letterpost the other day and was actually excited for a moment, turned out to be a little red card type thing similar to what Royal Mail used to put through your door when you missed a parcel. Trust the TVL to stop sending their regular monthly threatening letters and change to little unusable cards.

I'll be using the printer paper at this rate.

Burned_Alive · 27 Mar 2020 at 16:49

I can send toilet roll AND hand sanitiser......

..and I could really use a new chair.

seabiscuit · 27 Mar 2020 at 16:58

If anyone has a few spare toilet rolls, a new chair, some rope and a bottle of chloroform I think I can send them a fiveub in exchange. No guarantees that it'll be in good working order. 90 day B-Grade warranty terms apply.

DrewBrees · 27 Mar 2020 at 17:01

48 rolls of white gold for 1 chair? How about 1 chair for 1 roll? After all TP is the currency of the future.

LoadsaMoney · 27 Mar 2020 at 19:08

Just use a towel.

Deleted member 77746 · 30 Mar 2020 at 14:08

LoadsaMoney said:
Just use a towel.

urgh! That's just dirty!

Derek W · 30 Mar 2020 at 14:36

seabiscuit said:
If anyone has a few spare toilet rolls, a new chair, some rope and a bottle of chloroform I think I can send them a fiveub in exchange. No guarantees that it'll be in good working order. 90 day B-Grade warranty terms apply.

All the ingredients for a Michael Hutchence style death right there! :eek:

LoadsaMoney · 30 Mar 2020 at 21:08

mrbell1984 said:
urgh! That's just dirty!