Flirting - How?

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Anewbe4u

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Anyone else struggle with this? I've been attempting to text flirt tonight with this girl I met recently.

This is how the conversation went.

Me:
Hey, you feeling better. Out tonight?

Girl:
Yeah, at a house party, haven't eaten since sunday so getting drunk pretty quick. What about you? Xx

Me:
Working again, starting to do my head in, you still up for tomorrow?

Girl:
Yeah, whats the plan for tomorrow Xx

Me:
No idea, I'm useless at planning, I'll give you a text tomorrow with the plans, I promise, have a good rest of night.

Girl:
Cool Batman, have a good night Xx

Me:
Thanks Robin

Girl:
Can't I be catwomen Xx

Me:
Deal, thats not half as gay.

Girl:
And I think I look sexier in black. Xx

Me:
I bet you do, will you wear black for me tomorrow?

Girl:
Yeah sure. Xx

Me:
Sweet, I'll look forward to that then, you still at the party?

Girl:
Yeah, a bit ******, you still working? Xx

Me:
Yeah, till 7, so bored, keep drinking for me to please.

Girl:
Sure thing Poppet. Xx

Me:
Good girl, thats what I like to hear, I'll think of you tomorrow morning though.

Girl:
Why? Xx

Me:
You'll be hungover, also, who wouldn't want to think of a pretty girl like you?

Girl:
Don't get hangovers, aren't I the lucky little one. Xx

Me:
Now I'm jealous

Girl:
Cool. Xx


Now, every response of mine took ages to write and as you can see ended up being pretty bad, the pretty girl thing? Makes me shudder. After my Robin comment I thought I may have lost her but it turned out pretty well kinda, I'm just sure I could have sealed the deal a bit more.

So did I do all right? Am I destined to be the most awkward guy ever? What would you people have done differently?
 
You think I could have typed all that out whilst drunk? I'm working, all be it from bed but I'm still working.

Anyway, I'm an open guy, also this is a mainly a computer forum, I bet some members haven't even seen a girl, this could help them out....:)
 
shadow4509 said:
Girl:
Can't I be catwomen Xx

Me:
Only if you drink my milk!
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lol :p

I think it's hard to advise as everybody has a "style" with the women. I find the best approach which works for me is to be a tease/cheeky... but obviously you need to be natural and there is a time and place, most girls wouldn't appreciate you being full on all the time. :)
 
Watch family guy

Write down all of quagmire's lines

Wear a box

Use the lines.

It'll either work really well, or you'll be glad you wore the box :D
 
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