FML

Ben M · 10 Apr 2009 at 17:43

I did a search and didn't find any threads on this, so I'd thought that I'd post.

http://www.fmylife.com/

it's a random selection of titbits from people's lives, some quite funny stuff on there

enjoy!

an example:

Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML

Ben M · 10 Apr 2009 at 17:50

Today, I was reminded that I used by dad's camera all summer to take naked pictures for boyfriend when my dad sent me an email saying: "FYI: when you delete pictures directly off the camera they get uploaded as trash files when the camera is connected to the computer." He saw them all. FML

Ben M · 10 Apr 2009 at 17:58

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

shifty_uk said:
Eh?

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/titbit

Ben M · 10 Apr 2009 at 18:03

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence.

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULD LISTEN TO ME, AND LEARN THE DIFFERENCE!

Ben M · 10 Apr 2009 at 18:32

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE.

legendary!

Ben M · 10 Apr 2009 at 19:17

Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend.

Ben M · 10 Apr 2009 at 19:53

Nix said:
HAHA! I wouldn't put that past a few people on here really!

nah, this is more like some people on here:

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?"

or this:

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock.