Football Banter Thread

dannyjo22 · 17 Feb 2018 at 17:26

Indeed it’s a disgrace. They should act and get the high earners off the books.

If it was a top 4 club this would be huge news.

omnomnom · 17 Feb 2018 at 18:07

I assume you dont ever pass comment on anything unless youre an expert?

They were smashed, stole a taxi then drove said taxi. They certainly shouldnt be playing the same week.

For what its worth a quick google says :

The penalties for driving with a blood alcohol level of over 1.2 g/l can include:

A prison sentence of between three and six months.

omnomnom · 17 Feb 2018 at 18:30

How about if they commit two? One of which is stealing a car.

BaZ87 · 17 Feb 2018 at 18:33

Moses, we've spoke about this before. Give it a rest.

omnomnom · 17 Feb 2018 at 23:26

Ffs wrong thread lol.

antijoke · 12 Mar 2018 at 09:54

We really need an embed tweet feature on this forum.

https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/972956261695279104

LOL!

planty · 12 Mar 2018 at 10:03

Brilliant

Swinbag · 12 Mar 2018 at 10:16

antijoke said:
We really need an embed tweet feature on this forum.

https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/972956261695279104

LOL!

11/10 fantastic dispersion

Cosimo · 12 Mar 2018 at 15:38

New film star on the block...

https://twitter.com/DeanCoombes/status/973191991554138112

adam cool dude · 13 Mar 2018 at 09:34

Liverpool fans have always been like that. We have a fantastic record against them in the past 20 years (Must be getting on to a 2:1 win ratio) and the goading we have at work has led to grown men cry because of the banter before! I even had one lad put in a grievance because of it!

In a way i feel a bit sorry for Jamie no doubt he was goaded several times on his exit and he is obviously very passionate about his club.

dacads · 13 Mar 2018 at 11:57

What Mourinho said about De Boer in the latest press conference is absolutely hilarious

Shamikebab · 13 Mar 2018 at 13:05

Yep he absolutely destroyed him

Fully deserved, what he said was completely out of order and completely wrong.

antijoke · 14 Mar 2018 at 10:09

Being as though my post hasn't been reinstated yet...

adam cool dude · 15 Mar 2018 at 14:12

antijoke said:
Being as though my post hasn't been reinstated yet...

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....ed-since-liverpool-last-won-the-league-274737

Number 9 is quite chilling knowing what we know today.

Shamikebab · 31 Mar 2018 at 21:45

Zlatan making a good start

https://streamable.com/wp3oo

explicit4u · 31 Mar 2018 at 21:47

Shamikebab said:
Zlatan making a good start

https://streamable.com/wp3oo

Incredible!

He'd only been on a few minutes and they were 3-0 down.

Zlatan: "I heard the crowd shouting 'We want Zlatan! We want Zlatan!' so I gave them Zlatan."

DB_SamX · 31 Mar 2018 at 22:05

Incredible. He is literally too good to be true.

nemtizz · 31 Mar 2018 at 23:43

http://www.skysports.com/watch/vide...1312102/suarez-loses-his-head-against-sevilla

Suarez in losing his head shocker.

ScottyJKB · 2 Apr 2018 at 00:20

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/scotland/43613337

Ouch!!

zophiel · 2 Apr 2018 at 09:17

what a shame a bit of karma then, he is a sly dirty player was gonna get caught back at some point.