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frosty03

frosty03

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Cant link directly, but for some lolz, goto the rainforest shop, search for

Aluminium Foil 18" (450mm x 75m) - industrial size for your kitchen or professional establishment

Check out the reviews.... hilarious.....

"By far the best for making aluminium shield hats to ward off aliens. The extra shininess of this top grade foil means that their probe rays are deflected back with stunning accuracy."
 
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This is quite frankly the worst toilet paper I have ever had the misfortune to use.

Well where do I begin? I'll be honest I actually purchased this to impress a rather annoying work colleague who I had invited round the previous week so that he could show me his new iPhone.

I first encountered difficulties when I came to install the paper on the holder. Be assured that this will not fit on a standard loo roll holder. I had to compromise and bodge it on to an old towel rail.
With that fiasco over I decided I would take it for a test run. When I came to use it I found to my annoyance that the paper was not perforated and it did take quite some time to tear off a suitable sheet.

Once a decent size chunk was torn I went in for the kill. I have to say that if absorbency is a quality that you look for in a quality toilet tissue, this is not the one to choose. The situation can only be equated to chasing a raw egg round a bathtub with a pair of chopsticks. Anyway, due to the lack of absorption, I found I was using rather a lot of fresh paper so thought I would try folding to conserve what I had left. My next piece of advice is the one that should be taken note of as a matter of urgency. DO NOT under any circumstances try to fold or crumple the sheet for a second wipe. The edges become razor sharp and my undercarriage as a result is now in tatters.

Anyway, I am not one for wiping accidents but to my horror, by the end of the experience my hands were comparable to those of Augustus Gloop after he had been drinking from the chocolate river. I washed myself up as best I could and staggered back to flush the sorry affair away.

This leads me to the final part of my evaluation, although very modern looking and shiny, the paper simply will not flush away at all. I had to spend a fortune on a 24 hour plumber to come and remove the blockage.

I have given the item 4 stars as although this product did not fulfill it's task, I found it is excellent for wrapping up sandwiches and pork pies and there is 75M of it too.
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Although other toilet rolls beat this product hands down for absorbency foil has the advantages of being very shiny and reflective like a mirror allowing a more precise and targeted application. After use it can be rinsed clean and re used time after time which can only be good for the environment
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Why didn't I think of that. :p
 
I am surprised how immature some Amazon obviously are. It makes a mockery of the website to give misleading reviews. I actually HAVE bought this product, and can attest to the quality and speed of delivery of this professional product. It is superior to any household brands of foil when baking, broiling, roasting and general use (for example when wrapping to keep items fresh). In particular, when wrapping severed heads, if you press the foil into every nook and cranny of the facial features not only will it keep fresh for up to two weeks, during this time you will have a fetching mantlepiece ornament. A real conversation piece at my candle-light suppers!


Bravo...
 
Oh some of these are too good...

I contacted the vendor to ask whether this foil was compatible with windows. They assured me that it was, so I installed it throughout my house. Now everything has gone dark and I can't see anything. I've tried going out and coming back in again, but the problem persists. I think I'm going to have to get an expert in to uninstall it, and perhaps try cling film next. Though someone recommended baking parchment, so I might give that a go first.
 
Having tired of the colour of my old car I researched the price of a respray! Far too expensive, so I hit upon the novel idea of a low-cost 'chrome plated car'. I purchased this product and was impressed at the speed of delivery. I set about the task with Gusto (Gusto being my younger brother) and within 2 hours my drab rusty hulk was a gleaming and shining silver dream machine. Now as I cruise up and down the high street of our local town I attract admiring glances from all the hip chicks in town. I am so happy now and can whole heartedly recommend this product to others.
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I need to stop posting these lol :)

The love sonnet or late quartet of foils. You can cook a large chicken in it, but you would be a peasant to do so! Discard the bird, and instead feast on the tender strips of aluminium itself. I am a recent convert to this little beauty by those masters at Sussex Supplies. I converted from Catholicism, in fact. Who needs the hope of salvation when you can achieve such profound satisfaction in this life through devotion to this perfect product. It has many uses. My step mother has crafted a cat suit out of her 75 metres. Her cat has recreated Gaudi's unfinished masterpiece the Sagrada Familia - not full size - in the garden of a neighbour. The product is listed under Kitchen and Home, but this only goes to show the poverty of imagination which Amazon can display. Where is the section called 'beyond category, beyond comprehension'! Yes, a marvel in the kitchen or 'professional establishment', but so, so much more.
 
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