Fray Bentos dilemma

Mr Badger · 30 Oct 2024 at 22:56

I have found treasure in the back of a kitchen cupboard. Fray Bentos Steak & Kidney pie with a BBE date of 2021 and a big dent in the tin.

Obviously the smart thing to do would be to use it as the centre piece of a romantic meal with that special someone. But unfortunately I don't like kidney and wouldn't want to spoil the mood by retching, so I need to find an alternative way forward.

Any tips for this sort of situation? Ebay listing, or perhaps the Members Market?

Mr Badger · 30 Oct 2024 at 22:58

dlockers said:
I earn +100k. What is fray bentos?

A tenner to you.

Mr Badger · 30 Oct 2024 at 23:01

gEd said:
bin
I used to think they had "a certain charm"......they don't

Bit harsh. I doubt you have ever even met her.

Mr Badger · 30 Oct 2024 at 23:02

uber soldat said:
Does it come with a Gucci belt?

Maybe. There could be anything lurking inside that tin...

Mr Badger · 30 Oct 2024 at 23:04

Ayahuasca said:
Snort it

Liquidise first, or just have at it?

Mr Badger · 30 Oct 2024 at 23:07

drakulton said:
cook it and get the special someone to pick the kidney out

Now that sounds like sexy time.

Mr Badger · 31 Oct 2024 at 02:55

wordy said:
Donate it to Tommy Robinson’s legal fee crowdfunding effort.

Do you have the address?

Mr Badger · 31 Oct 2024 at 10:45

SpellowHouse said:
I still have my 1973 Miss Steak and Kidney calendar.

I am equal parts intrigued and horrified.