Free Question Answered by Text Message

ArmoVanBuuren · 17 Nov 2006 at 19:54

Just seen this on another website, trying to think of a decent witty question, sure you guys can have some fun with this

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To get you started we'll give you one answer for free. All we ask is that you save AQA's number in your phone (we'll send it as a mobile business card to you with the answer) so that help is at hand when you're next plagued by a question.

Scuzi · 17 Nov 2006 at 19:55

We tried the text service one night when on the drink. For a laugh we tried to think of a question they'd never get the answer to. Surprisingly they got it, although it did take them 18 hours to get back to us

In fact I've just send another one;

"According to the UK AIP, what is the maximum available flight level for holding aircraft inbound to London Heathrow (EGLL), in the Lambourne (LAM) holding stack?"

I wonder if they'll get it.

Sherbs · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:06

If you have 2 slices of bread..

Murf · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:08

Scuzi said:
We tried the text service one night when on the drink. For a laugh we tried to think of a question they'd never get the answer to. Surprisingly they got it, although it did take them 18 hours to get back to us

In fact I've just send another one;

"According to the UK AIP, what is the maximum available flight level for holding aircraft inbound to London Heathrow (EGLL), in the Lambourne (LAM) holding stack?"

I wonder if they'll get it.

That's just cruel!

Neoni · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:12

SherberT* said:
If you have 2 slices of bread..

dnt you start with that.

wez130 · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:13

does 0.99r = 1

the reply i got was.....

AQA: Yes, mathematicians regard 0.99r as =1. For example, if you split a pie into 3 sections, each would be 0.33r, or one third. One third X 3 = 0.99r, or 1

So there you have it, 0.99r does infact = 1, thanks AQA

Stellios · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:14

wez130 said:
does 0.99r = 1

do it.

wez130 · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:16

Stellios said:
do it.

done /\

TheCrow · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:18

does god exist?

big bang, true or false?

How do we know the matrix theory isnt true?

etc....

Stellios · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:19

wez130 said:
done /\

They are so wrong

woodsy · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:21

Scuzi said:
We tried the text service one night when on the drink. For a laugh we tried to think of a question they'd never get the answer to. Surprisingly they got it, although it did take them 18 hours to get back to us

In fact I've just send another one;

"According to the UK AIP, what is the maximum available flight level for holding aircraft inbound to London Heathrow (EGLL), in the Lambourne (LAM) holding stack?"

I wonder if they'll get it.

Easy FL170 ?

Chrisss · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:23

Does NP = P?

where...
P is the set of languages L where x ∈ L can be determined in polynomial time, and
NP is the set of languages L where for each y ∈ L, there eixsts a witness x such that the pair (x, y ) can be veriﬁed in polynomial time.

Proove this either way and I'd be a millionaire :-)

Scuzi · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:25

woodsy said:
Easy FL170 ?

I probably shouldn't have quoted the source

woodsy · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:26

Scuzi said:
I probably shouldn't have quoted the source

Ha knew it anyway

SiriusB · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:29

"[Ladies only] do you think im attractive?"

SiriusB

PinkPig · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:31

wez130 said:
So there you have it, 0.99r does infact = 1, thanks AQA

You better believe it, maths isn't a matter of opinion.

Sherbs · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:36

* What is dark energy?
* What is dark matter?
* Why was more matter than anti-matter created at the birth of the universe?
* Has there been more than one Big Bang?
* Is there intelligent life elsewhere in the universe (are we alone)?
* Is the universe unique or part of a 'multiverse'?
* Is time travel (to the past) possible?
* Would the concept of self still exist if we could replicate (e.g. transport)?

http://www.tellmehowto.net/answers/unknown.php

Pretty good ones there.

Zefan · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:40

The guys that get the answers are just like us sitting on google, hell of a job although it could be really tough at times.

Scuzi · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:41

woodsy said:
Ha knew it anyway

I'm intrigued

Still no reply, I wonder if some poor eejit is scouring the web looking for an answer for me

decmatt · 17 Nov 2006 at 20:49

I like this answer

Who would win in a fight betwen Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, if the conditions where a fist fight to the death?

answer

AQA: Chuck Norris would win a fight against jack Bauer. Jack wouldn't stand a chance against Chuck - the world's former middlewwight karate champion.