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Greebo

Greebo

Greebo

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Our lass has worked as a magician's assistant for years now. I think she has picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early today and she was in the bedroom. She said, "Abracadabra!" and my mate, Dave, came out of the wardrobe, stark naked.

Poor bloke must have wondered what was going on.
 
Sky Sports interview with Beckham: "David, you are planning on a return to the Premiership, having made your name at Man United. Are you worried about the stick?"

"No, she'll be fine. She loves London"
 
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Apparently just because semen is good for the complexion does not give me the right to shout "Olay" as I *** on her face.
 
A woman's dishwasher breaks down so she calls a repairman out. She has to go out so tells hm "Don't worry about the pitbull, he won;t bother you but whatever you do don't under any circumtances talk to my parrot"

The man starts work, wary of the biggest, meanest looking pitbull he's ever seen but he just lays there watching him work. The parrot however, drives him nuts, yelling and cursing. Finally the man snaps and yells "Shut the **** up, you annoying *******!"

Parrot replies "GET HIM SPIKE"
 
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