FRIDAY JOKE THREAD
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A man sees a kid carrying a roll of chicken wire.
He asks, "Kid, what are you doing with that chicken wire?"
The kid replies, "I'm gonna catch some chickens."
The man says, "You aren't going to catch chickens with chicken wire."
Later, the kid returns with 5 chickens caught in chicken wire.
The next day, the man sees the kid with a roll of duct tape.
He asks, "Kid, what are you doing with that duct tape?"
The kid replies, "I'm gonna catch some ducks."
The man says, "You aren't gonna catch ducks with duct tape."
Later, the kid returns with 5 ducks caught in duct tape.
The next day, the man sees the kid with a bundle of pussy willows.
He says, "Wait a minute kid, I'll get my hat."
He asks, "Kid, what are you doing with that chicken wire?"
The kid replies, "I'm gonna catch some chickens."
The man says, "You aren't going to catch chickens with chicken wire."
Later, the kid returns with 5 chickens caught in chicken wire.
The next day, the man sees the kid with a roll of duct tape.
He asks, "Kid, what are you doing with that duct tape?"
The kid replies, "I'm gonna catch some ducks."
The man says, "You aren't gonna catch ducks with duct tape."
Later, the kid returns with 5 ducks caught in duct tape.
The next day, the man sees the kid with a bundle of pussy willows.
He says, "Wait a minute kid, I'll get my hat."
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
The man said, "I do, Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
Can someone explain this? I don't understand
The postman was the father
I hate explaining jokes.
...and what a waste of an xbox...