Im actually about to get a taxi soon,sodon't worry about calling me one!!!!
The $10 Drinking Bet
A fellow walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on
the counter and sees it's filled
to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be more
than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender
and asks, "What's with the
money jar?"
"Well . . . you pay $10 and if you
pass three tests, you get all the
Money and the keys to a brand
new Audi TT.
The man certainly isn't going to
pass this up. And so he asks . . .
"What are the three tests?"
"Pay first . . . those are the rules,"
says the bartender. So the man
gives him the $10 and the
bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says, "Here's
what you need to do: First - you
have to drink that entire liter of
Blanco tequila, the whole thing,
all at once . . . and . . . you can't
make a face while doing it. Second,
there's a pit bull chained-up out
back with a sore tooth. You have to
remove the tooth with your bare
hands.
Third. There's a 90-year old woman
upstairs who has never had an orgasm . . .
You've gotta make things right for her!"
The man is stunned. "I know I paid my
$10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it!
You have to be nuts to drink a litre
of Blanco Tequila, and then do those
other things".
"Your call," says the bartender . . .
"but your money stays where it is."
Time goes on and the man has a few
drinks . . . then a few more . . . and
then he asks, "Where es la tequila?"
He grabs the liter with both hands
and downs it with one big slurp.
Tears stream down both cheeks . . .
but he doesn't make a face . . . next,
he staggers out back where the pit
bull is chained-up and soon the
people inside the bar hear a huge,
noisy scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking . . .
the guy screaming . . .the pit bull
yelping and then . . . silence.
Just when they think the man
surely must be dead . . . he
staggers back into the bar, with
his shirt ripped and large bloody
scratches all over his body. "Now"
he says, "Where's that old woman
with the sore tooth?"
The $10 Drinking Bet
A fellow walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on
the counter and sees it's filled
to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be more
than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender
and asks, "What's with the
money jar?"
"Well . . . you pay $10 and if you
pass three tests, you get all the
Money and the keys to a brand
new Audi TT.
The man certainly isn't going to
pass this up. And so he asks . . .
"What are the three tests?"
"Pay first . . . those are the rules,"
says the bartender. So the man
gives him the $10 and the
bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says, "Here's
what you need to do: First - you
have to drink that entire liter of
Blanco tequila, the whole thing,
all at once . . . and . . . you can't
make a face while doing it. Second,
there's a pit bull chained-up out
back with a sore tooth. You have to
remove the tooth with your bare
hands.
Third. There's a 90-year old woman
upstairs who has never had an orgasm . . .
You've gotta make things right for her!"
The man is stunned. "I know I paid my
$10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it!
You have to be nuts to drink a litre
of Blanco Tequila, and then do those
other things".
"Your call," says the bartender . . .
"but your money stays where it is."
Time goes on and the man has a few
drinks . . . then a few more . . . and
then he asks, "Where es la tequila?"
He grabs the liter with both hands
and downs it with one big slurp.
Tears stream down both cheeks . . .
but he doesn't make a face . . . next,
he staggers out back where the pit
bull is chained-up and soon the
people inside the bar hear a huge,
noisy scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking . . .
the guy screaming . . .the pit bull
yelping and then . . . silence.
Just when they think the man
surely must be dead . . . he
staggers back into the bar, with
his shirt ripped and large bloody
scratches all over his body. "Now"
he says, "Where's that old woman
with the sore tooth?"
dear, oh dear, oh dear
