Yes, 90 minutes early. Sue me.
A meek accountant, who was also a very religious man, prayed long and hard that God would appear to him. One day, his prayers were answered.
"What can I do for you?" asked God.
"I can't believe that You would take the time to visit me, a meek accountant. Compared to You, I am just a speck of dust, while You are so great and powerful," said the accountant.
"That's right," said God.
"And a million years is just like a minute to You," said the accountant.
"Right again, a million years is just like a minute to Me."
"And a million dollars is just like a penny to You."
"You're right there, too. A million dollars is just like a penny to Me."
"Well, God," asked the accountant, "do You think You might be able to lend me a few pennies?"
"Of course, my child," boomed the answer, "just wait a minute."
A meek accountant, who was also a very religious man, prayed long and hard that God would appear to him. One day, his prayers were answered.
"What can I do for you?" asked God.
"I can't believe that You would take the time to visit me, a meek accountant. Compared to You, I am just a speck of dust, while You are so great and powerful," said the accountant.
"That's right," said God.
"And a million years is just like a minute to You," said the accountant.
"Right again, a million years is just like a minute to Me."
"And a million dollars is just like a penny to You."
"You're right there, too. A million dollars is just like a penny to Me."
"Well, God," asked the accountant, "do You think You might be able to lend me a few pennies?"
"Of course, my child," boomed the answer, "just wait a minute."
