Ladies and gentleman, this is your autopilot speaking. We have just embarked on the world's first ever fully automated flight from London to New York. Although the plane contains no human flight crew, please let me assure you that it has been built to the highest standards, and I have been programmed with the most sophisticated flight software ever written. There really is absolutely nothing that can possibly go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong.
*dons flamesuit*
*dons flamesuit*