A guy was riding on an airplane, and he decided to smoke a cigar. Unfortunately, he was sitting next to a woman with a baby. The baby began coughing, so the lady said, "Excuse me, sir, but could you please put out your cigar? It's really bothering my baby."
He angrily replied, "No, I won't! You shouldn't have a baby on this flight anyways!"
"This is a non-smoking flight! You need to put that cigar out!" she said. They argued back and forth... "get rid of the baby", "put out that cigar", and so on.
Finally, the man said, "Look, I'll compromise with you. If you get rid of your baby, I'll get rid of the cigar." HE was thinking, "She'll never want to give up her baby." But much to his surprise, she agreed to the deal!
The lady opened the window (amazingly, without causing the air pressure inside the plane to drop) and threw her baby out. The man, thinking that he had another cigar anyways, threw his cigar out the window, thinking that he had won.
However, the woman suddenly reached out the window, and grabbed her babies leash! As she pulled the baby back in, she was thinking that she'd won, but do you know what the baby had in its mouth?
A BRICK!!!!
