A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call the AAA, resulting in his car being quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.
The penguin, being a good-natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks for a while. After an hour he managed to get in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and hurried back to the garage still covered in ice cream.
The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."
Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream..."
