Fringe Festival Funniest Joke - can you beat it?

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Comedian Lorna Rose Treen was voted the winner with her pun: "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."

… I’m used to these raising a brief smirk but this year’s seems particularly terrible :o

Can we do better?

Rules of the thread: all posts must be accompanied by a short joke that is created by the poster (not reused from elsewhere), ideally made up on the spot. No cheating! But no need for it to be good either.

My attempt:

What did Captain Picard say when he was asked if would like a Spanish snack?

“Make it Chorizo”
 
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