Full limericks

[sarutobi]

There is a young poet named Herman.
He's not very good, but he's learnin',
Though he often offends
Because he so often ends
Alle sein Limericks auf Deutsch.



(stolen from another forum)

Instead of making up limericks as we go along (already a thread for that), post some full ones.

 

[sarutobi]

full as in - instead of people writing one line each (the old limerick thread) just post a full limerick