It might be ancient, but it was new to me anyway. A chap brought his lappy into work and said it was "locked". I figured he'd forgotten his password, but he booted into windows and after a few seconds a fullscreen window presents itself like this
The guy was petrified thinking he'd somehow gotten a load of kiddie pron and "zoophilia" on his pc, but I had to laugh. Because obviously if you DID do all that, the police are really going to let you off by locking your pc until you pay them £100. LOL!!!!!!!! I can see the headlines now: "Police crack down on paedophile rings by locking pcs and fining offenders £100 to re-access their illegal material".
Quick run of mbam and it was sorted. Thought I'd share for lols, apologies if it's old news to you
The guy was petrified thinking he'd somehow gotten a load of kiddie pron and "zoophilia" on his pc, but I had to laugh. Because obviously if you DID do all that, the police are really going to let you off by locking your pc until you pay them £100. LOL!!!!!!!! I can see the headlines now: "Police crack down on paedophile rings by locking pcs and fining offenders £100 to re-access their illegal material".
Quick run of mbam and it was sorted. Thought I'd share for lols, apologies if it's old news to you

Odd that they don't accept debit card, but never mind! 

