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Road cyclists are only allowed to use the roads between 5am and 8am, and 6pm and 9pm. :eek:

It is also mandatory that you pull over to a complete stop if a faster moving vehicle is waiting behind you. Failure to do so will result in a Strava ban.
 
Roads are far too busy after 7am so I'm out at the crack of dawn and take a route where the return is pretty much all segregated cycle lane. I'd counter this with banning all personal cars between 630am and 10am and 3pm until 7pm, therefore requiring all commuters to live and work in places accessible by public transport or walking/cycling distance and it also effectively outlaws the school run mum in her oversized SUVs.

I'm down with this. They can use their free motorcycles instead. :D
 
Deal, I quite fancy having a motorbike.


But I've had a better anti road congestion idea, stolen from computer networks. Random early drop, if congestion starts to happen then cars (with their occupants) will be crushed at random to bring traffic levels back into accepted levels.
Can we prioritize the crushing of single-occupant large vehicles?
 
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