Soldato
As Prime Minister, I will grant every person a free motorcycle of your choice, for anyone who wants one.
WHO ARE YOU?I have a pair of frocs that are fleece lined. For nipping out to the garden to collect eggs, or putting bins out they are great.
Alcohol for the punters too!That would make the shopping experience more fun.
Artillery guns strategically placed around the coast to sink any illegal migrant boat.
Job done.
Roads are far too busy after 7am so I'm out at the crack of dawn and take a route where the return is pretty much all segregated cycle lane. I'd counter this with banning all personal cars between 630am and 10am and 3pm until 7pm, therefore requiring all commuters to live and work in places accessible by public transport or walking/cycling distance and it also effectively outlaws the school run mum in her oversized SUVs.
Can we prioritize the crushing of single-occupant large vehicles?Deal, I quite fancy having a motorbike.
But I've had a better anti road congestion idea, stolen from computer networks. Random early drop, if congestion starts to happen then cars (with their occupants) will be crushed at random to bring traffic levels back into accepted levels.