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Anyone remember the name of that mock-religious forum/website thing that someone linked here once? Thread was something about woman beating IIRC.
 
Haha, check out this vegetarians are evil thread

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=22032

We have all seen them. Maybe at a restaurant or a family gathering? You know who I mean, that loathsome, tree-hugging liberal, smugly eating his tofu making it difficult to enjoy your own bloody hunk of cowflesh. If you are like me, you try to avoid looking at these people at all costs - just the sight of them makes your skin crawl! This is impossible; just as you feel compelled to look at the carnage left by a car wreck, so too are you compelled to look at the heinousness that is ʻthe vegetarianʼ. This point of view may not be widely vocalized but is widely agreed upon by any true red-blooded American Christian. These people make us sick, with their expensive haircuts and designer jeans, it's enough by itself to make you want to bludgeon them within an inch of their lives but sadly my friends, the problem goes FAR beyond this. There is a whole cesspool of unholy sickness bubbling right under the surface of these seemingly harmless (albeit annoying) vegetarians.
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That forum is nuts. They have to have no life doing everything by the bible down to the smallest degree by the looks of it.

Still i can't stop laughing at some of the threads :D
 
ta for this..make my day more interesting. Love this guys Sig


Rick 'Magma' Bocchino________________

My story is like that of most, if not all Born Again Christians: I was lost, I did some drugs, I had sex with a lot of women, then I had sex with a lot of men, then I did it with some children, then I did it with some animals, then I went back to women for a little bit but also did it with animals on the side, then I did it with men and some children, then I got a bunch of irreversible STDs and can no longer get an erection so I decided to give my life to Christ since I can't bone women or men or children or animals anymore. Read my testimony here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21140
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lol @ people fooled by the site
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Yup they get fooled by this:

Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking sight. A young woman was visibly upset and arguing loudly with pharmacist Emma Mae Martin. What Mrs. Crockett discovered next sickened her unto the point of nausea.

"The young woman was trying to buy tampons," Mrs. Crockett said, barely able to hold back tears. "I snatched that girl by the hair and pulled her outside... there were children present! Can you imagine how they'd be damaged by hearing such evil ideas?"

“I explained to this young lady that we do not carry such phallic devices as tampons and when attending to her monthly curse," Mrs. Martin said, adding that "Satan himself controls the manufacturing of those things." The young woman then began to verbally abuse her, she said.
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We have all seen them. Maybe at a restaurant or a family gathering? You know who I mean, that loathsome, tree-hugging liberal, smugly eating his tofu making it difficult to enjoy your own bloody hunk of cowflesh. If you are like me, you try to avoid looking at these people at all costs - just the sight of them makes your skin crawl! This is impossible; just as you feel compelled to look at the carnage left by a car wreck, so too are you compelled to look at the heinousness that is ʻthe vegetarianʼ. This point of view may not be widely vocalized but is widely agreed upon by any true red-blooded American Christian. These people make us sick, with their expensive haircuts and designer jeans, it's enough by itself to make you want to bludgeon them within an inch of their lives but sadly my friends, the problem goes FAR beyond this. There is a whole cesspool of unholy sickness bubbling right under the surface of these seemingly harmless (albeit annoying) vegetarians.
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In the bible, all life is sacred. Hypocrisy, ths name is christians.

Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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