Funny: Musician has marriage problems

Andelusion

Andelusion

Andelusion

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Found this on another forum and thought some might appreciate it :D

Dear Abby...

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as
you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things
happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps
outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I
ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting
dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way.
I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got
very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and
some guy have been to his gigs.

He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find
out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use
my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes
into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack
to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the
amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I
noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.
Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a
technician?

Thanks
Very Concerned
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:p
 
Welshy said:
Am I stupid if I don't get it? :confused:
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The letter is about his suspected life problems, then just as he is about to find out the answer to that he notices that there may be something wrong with his music gear, that problem takes over.. :).
 
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