Firstly, apologies if I am reposting this in any way.
I remember when I was at school, my mates and I instead of working would go through a really long list of football quotes and they were the funniest things I ever read.
I can't find the list I remember, but I have found a few sites with some of them on. Anyway, some of them are quite amusing.
http://www.footbo.com/Blogs/43822-Funny_Football_Quotes
http://www.ave-it.net/funny_quotes.htm
http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/category/funny-football-quotes/
http://betting.betfair.com/football...-50-most-stupid-footballer-quotes-250211.html
Does anyone have a link for a bigger list or something? I can't seem to find it. There were hundreds in one long list iirc.
Here are some of my favourites-
(DAVID ACFIELD) "What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio"
(BARRY DAVIES) "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel"
(IAN DARK) "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve. John Greig, Football Analyst
"I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones"
Chris Turner, Peterborough manager, before LC QF, 1992.
Reporter: “Gordon, what will you take from today?”
Strachan: I’ve got more important things to think about. I’ve got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.
I remember when I was at school, my mates and I instead of working would go through a really long list of football quotes and they were the funniest things I ever read.
I can't find the list I remember, but I have found a few sites with some of them on. Anyway, some of them are quite amusing.
http://www.footbo.com/Blogs/43822-Funny_Football_Quotes
http://www.ave-it.net/funny_quotes.htm
http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/category/funny-football-quotes/
http://betting.betfair.com/football...-50-most-stupid-footballer-quotes-250211.html
Does anyone have a link for a bigger list or something? I can't seem to find it. There were hundreds in one long list iirc.
Here are some of my favourites-
(DAVID ACFIELD) "What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio"
(BARRY DAVIES) "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel"
(IAN DARK) "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve. John Greig, Football Analyst
"I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones"
Chris Turner, Peterborough manager, before LC QF, 1992.
Reporter: “Gordon, what will you take from today?”
Strachan: I’ve got more important things to think about. I’ve got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.
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