Funny Scam Call

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I normally don't answer "Withheld" numbers but I'm house sitting as my parents are away on holiday and their phone rang. Thinking it may be them phoning from abroad I answered it and a man with a strong Indian accent started speaking to me. It went something like this...

Him: "Hello is that Mr [Surname]?"

Me: "Who's asking?"

Him: "I am calling from the National Investigation Bureau. We believe you have been involved in an accident in the last two years and we'd like to talk to you"

Me: "Is that right?"

Him: "Yes, Is that Mr [surname]?"

Me: "No"

Him: "You are not Mr [surname]? Is your Postcode [their postcode]?"

Me: "No"

Him: "Did you have an accident is the last two years"

Me: "No"

Him: "Well OK Mr [surname], I need to tell you that we believe you are entitled to compensation for this accident"

Me: Laughs

Him: "We are you making fun of me? I am in Investigating Officer and we've found you have been cleared of fault in an accident and we'd like to send you a cheque for £2,000"

Me: "Oh wow, that's great and it really sounds legit (in sarcastic manner)"

Him: "It is Mr [surname], we have investigated the RTA you were involved with and found you innocent of any fault."

Me: "Oh well I must say this sounds really genuine, please carry on (again sarcastically)"

Him: "Yes well I am ringing because...."

...at this point I hung up. I was going to string him along for a bit more but couldn't be bothered in case it's one of those calls that charged you just for answering.

He hasn't phoned back.

Now whilst my dad is pretty savvy to these kind of things and they don't answer withheld or international calls it still annoys the hell out of me that there are people on this planet that would happily try and scam a man in his 70s (a pensioner no less) out of his money. The fact I answered 'No' to all his security questions and yet he carried on was the giveaway (as well as the Indian accent and withheld number). Oh well the call was fun whilst it lasted.
 
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lol why did I read 'him' in an Indian accent?

edit: would have been a good idea to read the first 2 lines lol
 
tis more likely a marketing call for some dodgy ambulance chasers in the UK than a scam trying to rip you off per say...

I've had calls like that previously and decided to string them along - was transferred to some law firm in Manchester so I thought I'd waste their time going into some BS story about my ridiculously fictitious accident etc...
 
The number of scam calls and marketing calls has gotten to such a level even after changing numbers and being registered with the TPS that we have now disconnected our land line.
 
Yeah that computer scam thing - I got one of those about a year ago.
The bloke said he wanted me to give him the code for the remote user feature in windows.
I explained that I was a police officer with sensitive information on my computer and that I would comply with him just as soon as I switched on my 'route tracing device' - the phone call was dropped immediately but we got 2 more calls asking the same thing, the missus answered and just asked them to leave contact info both times... and both times the phone call was dropped.
 
Love it.

Personal favourite of mine is to reply with..

"Hello is that Mr. XXX?"

I reply, "No, I'm sorry he's been in prison for two years"


*awkward silence*

:D
 
I always pretend to be a software programmer and the fact that they know something is wrong with my computer means they have a virus on my computer and that i am tracking them to India and they soon hang up.

In some cases especially the ones that ring you then start ringing them selves can mean that when the call is actually connected that you may be charged for it.
 
I love the accident ones. They think I am mental now and don't ring. They do hang up on me as well. I pretend to be shocked while implying that they can tell the future and that they are informing me I am going to have an accident.I get them to repeat everything while I get crazier and crazier. My wife says its silly but I find it comical as nobody rings me usually.
 
Him: "Did you have an accident is the last two years"

Me: "No"

Him: "Well OK Mr [surname], I need to tell you that we believe you are entitled to compensation for this accident"

love this bit, you told him you didn't have an accident yet you wer still entilteld to compensation for it.:rolleyes:
 
I personally enjoy replying back to them in the same accent they use and attempt to convince them that it is infact them who have compensation to be received


They generally hang up first
 
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