Funny Stuff Idiots Tell You About Cars...

[Phil W]

As above.

What has someobody told you recently/in the past that has made you think "WTF?" and then burst out laughing...

2 favourites of mine from the same guy (and he's a top bloke as well, really nice!)

"You can't chip these engines in my Volvo, after 300miles they shut down and can never be run again"

"My cold air feed made such a difference, i must have at least 15bhp on a cold morning, it goes like stink."

 

[Phil W]

Quote it

 

[Phil W]

"Insert random improbably funny comment here probably made up to get some laughs on an internet forum"

I doubt anybody would make anything up to make individuals such as yourself crack a smile

 

[Phil W]

Not really what someone said, but...

We were on our way home from Hanley one night, and you have to go through a place called loggerheads to get to Market Drayton. A friend had left earlier on, but as we drove through Loggerheads, he was stood on the road, no car to be seen.

I pulled over, asked him if he was ok and had he been in an accident...

"No mate, Marts has taken my car to Drayton and back so i can hear what it sounds like from the outside"

Bearing in mind that was about 10.45 at night and pitch black.. and Drayton is 2-3 Miles from Loggerheads

 

[Phil W]

Diesels can't go any faster than 100mph.

Taking of diesels, a company Nr Telford (Cyril Wilcox & Sons) told my friend once (whilst i was with him) that you can't lower diesel cars.

 

[Phil W]

"Here is pictures of my new Ford Puma Vtec-S"