Funny Thing

mlbtheshow · 19 Apr 2014 at 00:51

Years ago now, sister was about 10 id say

Had a Rabbit, wanted a Guinea Pig... anyway bought one with 10 quid that my nan gave her or something. Put it in with Rabbit... Rabbit ****ed all over it.

Sister is gutted, gets Guinea Pig out... washes it in the sink and puts it back in the hutch, soaking wet.

Funny part.. its November, the thing freezes to death and its like a brick in the morning. I still remember her face to this day, i felt sorry for the animal but the fun ive had winding her up about it, cant be beat.

Ill add shes one of those animal idiots, dont eat meat and all that jazz.

Krisali · 19 Apr 2014 at 00:54

itchy · 19 Apr 2014 at 00:59

Too much good Friday I think!

Dont worry OP I done it as well.

Theophany · 19 Apr 2014 at 01:01

NO, THIS IS FUNNY:

Puzzled · 19 Apr 2014 at 01:01

I swear rabbits have a vendetta against guinea pigs.

Years ago we had a rabbit and guinea pig sharing the same hut and lets just say the rabbit was a frisky little fella and the guinea pig received most of his attention (the cat got the rest).

The squeals haunt me to this day

Jono8 · 19 Apr 2014 at 01:08

mlbtheshow said:
Years ago now, sister Had a Rabbit... bought one with 10 quid that my nan gave her or something. Put it in, ****ed all over it.

Sister is gutted... washes it in the sink and puts it back in, soaking wet.

Funny part.. its November, the thing freezes and its like a brick in the morning. I still remember her face to this day.

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Theophany · 19 Apr 2014 at 01:09

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bloodiedathame · 19 Apr 2014 at 01:18

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Top marks.

K1LLSW1TCH · 19 Apr 2014 at 01:44

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wingman · 19 Apr 2014 at 01:51

Jono8 takes thread.

[TW]Sponge · 19 Apr 2014 at 02:00

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Outstanding.

Pookie Bear · 19 Apr 2014 at 06:46

Jono8 said:
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This thread turned out not to be a complete waste of time after all!

Cosimo · 19 Apr 2014 at 08:13

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Thread saved!

bazzabear · 19 Apr 2014 at 08:14

Prefer 2nd version.

Antar Bolaeisk · 19 Apr 2014 at 10:29

Poor guinea pig

Sliver · 19 Apr 2014 at 10:32

This thread saved my life.

randal · 19 Apr 2014 at 10:47

Why do I have the feeling that the Ferret is going to be relegated to Room 101 along with that Jesus jpg...

zyzzyzus · 19 Apr 2014 at 10:54

Nothing funny at all about this. She would feel guilty about it and winding her up about it is heartless.

I am one of those 'idiots' too.

Tunney · 19 Apr 2014 at 10:57

anything I don't mind · 19 Apr 2014 at 11:48

Once my mother vacuum my sisters room with the hamster cage on the floor. When my sister came home she took the hamster out of the cage and it was rock hard. Went stiff from the shock.

This other friend i knew mother was breeding hamsters, they have a massive fish tank with over 30 hamsters in it and she said the breeding got out of hand. One day when we knocked on the door to go in to the house, she said some hamsters has gone deep sea diving. Crazy woman she was.