Funny / weird stories

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Thought I could start a thread for people to post their funny / weird stories.

I'll start off..

My gf and I were in Havana and went to a cabaret show. Had a few drinks and after the show got a taxi to the hotel which was about a 10 min drive away. I was being tight and was asking a few taxi drivers for the cheapest rate. We stumbled across this driver which seemed legit and he said 15 cuc (cuc is pegged to the dollar 1/1).

We arrived at the hotel (more like casa) and I gave my gf my wallet to get the money out. I got out of the rear right passenger seat. My gf paid and then about 5 seconds after the taxi drove off I realised that my brand new Samsung note phone wasn't in my pocket. We shouted and ran after the taxi but he didn't stop...

Being in Havana means you do not have cellular internet unless you get these internet access cards which give you like 2hr wifi access in certain spots for 5 cuc. We went to one of these zones and tried to find my phone but no luck...

Next day we went to the Cuban police station in Havana. It felt quite shady, and we thought we was going to get locked up for some reason. We explained the story and a soon while later was in the back of a Cuban police car with two officers.

They wanted to do a re-run of what happened and so drove us to the cabaret show. It was quite funny as we were in the back and the officers were smoking cigars.. bit like in the movies. They also do this funny thing where they just beep cars out of the way instead of using a siren.

We got to the cabaret show and they spoke to the staff and asked for any cctv etc... Nothing came out of it. They then drove us to our hotel where they did a test. Because I thought the driver had leaned over from the left driver seat to my seat and took my phone out of my pocket. The test was could a person in the driver seat lean over and reach to the rear right seat. They ruled it "IMPOSSIBLE" ...

...They wrote up a report of it and then got a translator to translate it from Spanish to English. We then had to go back to the station and they were about 5 officers around us and they said they couldn't do anything and said we were free to continue our holiday....

Upon reflection we should have just forgotten about the phone and not reported it as it was a waste of time, but the Cuban police car journey was quite fun.
 
Haha.. keep them coming..

A second one from me, hopefully can get more than 4/10 ;).

My gf and I were in our flat (large block of flats, we were on a level with a communal outside area), due to go on holiday to Thailand the following day. I was sitting on the sofa quite lazily whilst my gf was taking the bins down (don't judge me, I do my chores..). My gf comes through the patio door and locks it. Suddenly a few moments later I hear huge thumps at the patio door.

I reluctantly get up from the sofa to check it out and open the curtains and see this crazed mad man froffing from the mouth continuing to thump at our patio door trying to get in. I'm like WTF and say what are you doing etc... He then says your gf stole my gf clothes. I'm even more WTF. He then says I threw my gf clothes from my balcony and it landed in your patio and I saw your gf with the black bag. I then explained to him calmly that my gf did not steal your gf clothes.

He looked seriously drugged up and I thought he was going to break the door, and given we were going away I didn't want this to happen so I opened it and told him to back off. He backed off a bit and went to the courtyard.

He was extremely loud and there were many neighbours from their balcony's looking at this brawl. I never punched him, and just defended myself but he kept on coming towards me and grabbed me by my neck etc. The police were called. The guy then ran into the flat communal areas and was smashing all the windows.

I went back into my flat and sat on the sofa. The police came. They said the guy was wielding a knife in his flat and the police needed a statement from me to get a warrant. Whilst the police was here I was looking at BBC news as you do, and there was breaking news. Terrible attack at Atatürk airport (was connecting there for the flight to Bangkok). We gave the statement and thought that was it.

We got a bit paranoid as the guy knew where we lived and so started packing all of our expensive tech to take to my gf parents . Whilst taking the stuff to the car we go to the stairwell and see a whole SWAT team with assault rifles.... I'm like wtf again. The guy was still in his flat with his gf with a knife and wasn't opening the door. We go down the stairs and there's like a further 10 swat team on the floor. I jokingly said to them 'best robbery ever' whilst walking past with all this expensive gear. They chuckled.

We then frantically book another flight to Bangkok, connecting through Dubai instead. We go to my gf parents and go to sleep. At about 4am I start throwing up wildly. Like really really sick. We miss the early Dubai flight. My gf gets me some sick pills and we manage to go to the airport to try and catch the original flight, which to our surprise was still running, just a bit delayed. We get to Atatürk airport, and miss our connection flight to Bangkok. But it's grim, we see the blood outside the airport that wasnt cleaned from the night before and we get taken to this hotel to stay at. We finally reach Bangkok and then had another flight to koh samui.

We arrive at koh samui and our hotel is waiting for us with a speedboat to koh phangan. We arrive at the hotel and have a pleasant time except for my gf also getting sick. Happy holidays.
 
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