Game of the year?

hyperseven · 28 Mar 2015 at 17:55

How the hell did this get greenlit on Steam ?

billyboyd · 28 Mar 2015 at 18:01

What the ????

arc@css · 28 Mar 2015 at 18:04

Sega Mega Dave · 28 Mar 2015 at 18:04

Steam really is going backwards.

Columbo · 28 Mar 2015 at 18:10

A little bit of my faith in humanity has just died.

dr_volki · 28 Mar 2015 at 18:11

Yep a friend told me about this ages ago.
Could not believe it!

sgavan · 28 Mar 2015 at 19:43

someone has issues

Daftbrown · 28 Mar 2015 at 20:35

I note angry Jim Sterling giving it the slow clap in the YouTube comments.

The truth is, while it looks a stupid bunch of ****, we're here discussing it. That curiosity will lead to sales from some quarters.

Then of course there'll be those that think it's OMFG AWESOME 4 LOLZZZ!

Humanity never wins

blundaruss · 28 Mar 2015 at 20:53

Ever so slightly raceist too. Looks like you have to match up the colour of the child to the same colour adult.

Correct me if im wrong but cant a white dad have a black child?

K1LLSW1TCH · 28 Mar 2015 at 21:02

neoglow · 28 Mar 2015 at 21:36

Greenlight started out well but has turned into a dumping ground for total ****, just like any indie game catalogue you have to sift through the **** to find the little gems.

TheSkateyBird · 28 Mar 2015 at 21:37

I'll just hide here until this wave of <insert something stupid here> Simulator blows over.

Sega Mega Dave · 28 Mar 2015 at 21:41

No doubt the youtube celebrities will be playing this, shouting and screaming over webcam to please the mass of 13 year olds out there.

cheesyboy · 28 Mar 2015 at 22:00

Saw this a couple of weeks ago (possibly on the Co-Optional podcast on TB's channel?)

I actually think it's pretty funny. Got no problem with 1-joke games.

I probably wouldn't pay much for it, though, unless by some quirk of fate it turns out to have genuinely decent gameplay.