Gatecrashing etiquette

Last year I get a call from my neighbour who is in Spain, he's heard a tip off that their 19 year old son is having a huge party in their house


Did I know anything about it?

My reply..............." yes I'm there it's great" :p
 
Last year I get a call from my neighbour who is in Spain, he's heard a tip off that their 19 year old son is having a huge party in their house


Did I know anything about it?

My reply..............." yes I'm there it's great" :p

Haha :D
 
Parties are fun enough once you have worked out a strategy for them. ;) :p

I admit it took me a very long time to work out what the strategy was, but now parties are just fine. ;) :D

The strategy is simple - drink enough alcohol that initiating small talk with strangers becomes enjoyable.
 
Missed the boat there but for future reference the correct etiquette is to show up half cut, bloodshot eyes, sporting a shotgun and just your dressing gown asking for the DJ.
 
Frosted tips, various beads around your arms, white gloves holding glowsticks, whilst sucking on a dummy.
 
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