Getting/Got caught on porn

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Mum just walked in when i had a couple of movie samples downloading whilst minimised. I right click and closed and there was 2 tabs so it maximised to full screen instead with the stupid close tabs box in the middle.
Luckily it was the first page i went on, so I didnt have wood but still (plus it was a Katsuni page)

How many times have you been caught on the old Mgrawn?

Oh, what the hell was that on channel 5 last night, i looked from the kitchen into the front room and saw a giant horrible looking gash on the screen!
 
One of my mates used to do what he called 'danger w***s'
Get to the vinegar stroke (where face looks like your drinking a pint of vinegar) and shout for either mum or dad, then try and hide it. I have never tried this, though im sure it gets the heart going!
 
My dad had some blank videos labelled 'strike force' and 'back to the future'. I decided to play them when i was about 12 and they were porn. He said they were his mates.

In the past ive asked him a couple of times what happened to strike force and he laughed it off
 
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