Getting Old.

[Orionaut]

More of a Man problem than a Woman problem.

Why is it that as one gets older, Ones hair follicles seem to migrate from ones scalp only to start sprouting out of ones ears and Nostrils.

 

[Orionaut]

Ear hairs are just unfathomable, what purpose do they even serve?

They keep you awake at night by making you think that you have Spiders crawling around in your ears

 

[Orionaut]

My local barber sorts nasil hair by shoving two waxed earbuds up your snout and then pulling them out once suitably cooled, that makes your eyes water (also provides entertainment for those not having it done)

GAHhhhhh!