Getting tired of Celebs in my DMs

[[FnG]magnolia]

Howdy doo-da fellas,

You getting tired of those there celebrities getting all up in your DMs, your IG's, your Instas and I betcha those sweet FB MS's?

"Hey mags, @Brie Larson here. Do you want to come over and be my Captain Marvel? I'm electric ~pew pew~ "

Well GODDAMIT Brie Larsoon, I am not a puppet and I am cooking a stew! What the heckers am I going to tell the kids? "Oh hey kids, it's BRIAN LARSOOM ON THE MESSAGES AGAIN, GUESS I GOT TO GO OVER TO SPACELAND TO SAVE A WORLD AND DO SOME BOINKING!"

Not today, Brian Larpoon. Not today.

Which celeb is just constantly bothering you?

 

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Tom Cruise, ever since he started to follow me on X (formerly Twitter), he won't stop DM'ing me.

Do you have to go on tip toes to read his messages?

(it is a "to get on his level" joke which ... oh, I see, that was your joke)