Girl Help.

Mr.Nick said:
Pretend that you didn't realize there were any other free seats and sit next to her. Strike up a strange compliment like for example 'This is going to sounds really wierd, but you have really nice arms' (taken from personal experience of what a girl said to me), but of course find something interesting about her that you could compliment on, then keep smiling at her, see what happens.
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Guys smile too much anyway, which reduces the mystery and challenge girls get from finding out if you're happy or not. Next time you meet a pretty girl don't smile, i dare you ;)
 
Kieren said:
Go site next to her and ask...

''Are you Jamaican?.....*Jamaican Accent* coz ya ja makin me crazy!''

Never fails!!
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rofl, just had to spit my drink back into the cup haha.

You could sit at the front of the bus and wait for her to get on. Just wait for her to walk past smirk at her and pat your leg asking her to sit on your lap.
 
WARHURYEAH said:
Today is crunch time for him!

Hopefully he gets on the right bus this time!

Which chat up line will he use from here?
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OP: "I have a magic watch and its telling me that you're not wearing knickers"

Target: "Lol, how dare you! I am like soooo wearing knickers"

OP: "Oh sorry, I forgot. My watch is half an hour fast. Giggity giggity oh right"

:p
 
I am here to report back that she blanked me when i said hello, she clearly did see i saw talking to her but just put in her i pod once i said hello. wasn't too bad going up since i knew what i would have said if she replied back.
 
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Dawww Casanova crashed and burned.

Well you've learned a valuable lesson here young 'un. Women aren't worth the effort! Just get stuck in straight away and if they're not interested you won't have wasted valuable time researching tactics on an internet forum.
 
mjones1 said:
I am here to report back that she blanked me when i said hello, she clearly did see i saw talking to her but just put in her i pod once i said hello. wasn't too bad going up since i knew what i would have said if she replied back.
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Did she not have headphones in when you first said hello?

This actually gives you a talking point for tomorrow if you have the balls to try again...say hello to her and if she blanks you, you could say something along the lines of "I said hello, are you alright there?".

She might have thought you were talking to someone behind her and just ignored it. If you had said more than that and been more direct and asked a question you might have got a response.

Don't be disheartened mate, try harder tomorrow and be direct! Hell even sit down with her if thats what it takes - or sit behind her and try and speak her. If she blanks you again with a more direct "Hello, how are you? (If ignored) Are you ok? My name is *punkasskidname*, I said Hi yesterday but wasn't sure if you were blanking me or not? You don't look like the kind of person to do that, etc....." - converstaion ensues.

Good luck! :)

Failing the above: Ovary Punch, Falcon Punch, Punch to the boob, Kick to the pasty, etc, etc.
 
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