you can however taste it when you huff it in.
*i once tried this with chloroform in the labs was quite fun although i did use the stupidly expensive deuterated stuff meant for the NMR machines as it was all i could get >.<
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you can however taste it when you huff it in.
*i once tried this with chloroform in the labs was quite fun although i did use the stupidly expensive deuterated stuff meant for the NMR machines as it was all i could get >.<
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I had my quote / reply page up in the interim whilst looking after my little 'un and watching Smackdown so pardon me if I missed that.
Yeah, I figured...I felt like being annoying.
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Write a note and i'll pass it on for you.
I would come across as i'm way too shy, thanks for the offer tho.
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Yes but a 39 year old random bloke (have you seen what gillywibble looks like?
) handing a 14 year old girl a note would prove rather comical. Do search for that epic chat up line thread
MW
Ah I've got my classic, guarunteed to work;
"You're getting laid tonight"
"Why?"
"Because I'm stronger than you."
*Note you may become classed as the school rapist.
Conversation should go as follows;
You; I've noticed you around. I find you very attractive. Will you go to bed with me?
On a more serious note. You may be shy but think about it this way. You don't know this girl so this means theres a good chance she doesn't know you. What have you got to loose..? Dignity? Trust me if you're anything like me and my friends loosing that won't be a problem. Go up to her with a smile on your face say "hi my name is mjones1, I've noticed you on my way home a few times and think you look really cute. Are you up to much later and do you fancy meeting up?
It might work it might not but you've gotta start talking to girls sometime I can assure you the hardest part is walking up to them.
Goodluck
Aero
You; I've noticed you around. I find you very attractive. Will you go to bed with me?
On a more serious note. You may be shy but think about it this way. You don't know this girl so this means theres a good chance she doesn't know you. What have you got to loose..? Dignity? Trust me if you're anything like me and my friends loosing that won't be a problem. Go up to her with a smile on your face say "hi my name is mjones1, I've noticed you on my way home a few times and think you look really cute. Are you up to much later and do you fancy meeting up?
It might work it might not but you've gotta start talking to girls sometime I can assure you the hardest part is walking up to them.
Goodluck
Aero
Just start with simple common question she can answer
what came first the chicken or the egg?
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Ask her if she would like a pearl neckalace, works every time.
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Give her a compliment on them then, that's obviously what she wants to hear.
You should open with that.
... Hahaha iv not heard that in ages.....
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If you had the choice between doing paperwork or sex, which would you take? This is merely the 14 year old equivalent.