Girl Help.

jrodga2k5 · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:02

sit next to her....

type something on your phone and let her read it....

I'm sure that'll work

~J~ · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:11

jrodga2k5 said:
sit next to her....

type something on your phone and let her read it....

I'm sure that'll work

This.

Oh better still do a Bluetooth sweep, send something like "UR HOT I <3 U"

Deadbeat · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:16

Unzip & take it out. That always gets em going.

Tefal · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:16

We need an update!

RIZZEE · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:18

if we dont get an update in a couple if days we'll know somethings up

WARHURYEAH · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:18

do a barrell roll

E61 Grouphead · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:19

Just tell your friend to ask her friend. Get the word out that you think shes a tidy bit of crumpet

Worst thing that could happen? You're still single. Best? You'll be smashing her Ginsters

Do it quick or someone else will and you'll be kicking yourself!

ikillbears · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:19

such as prison?

Mat · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:31

GD Gold

Get with the update Casanova!

wordy · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:34

You could either whip it out and slap her across the forehead with it, or strip down to your undercrackers jump on top of a seat hit some poses and roar like a lion.

Deadbeat · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:38

On a serious note, tell her she reminds you of someone famous. Not 'looks like', because that's too easy for a girl to pick a fight over.

Or, get off at her stop, follow her for a bit & chloroform her.

Azagoth · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:39

KNiVES said:
Kill her.

This. If she's dead, then technically it isn't rape.

Mobius 1 · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:52

pick a fight with another bloke on the bus, and kick his ass unprovoked. that will show her how alpha you really are. RAWRRRRRRRRR!111

Master_X · 15 Jul 2009 at 15:57

Azagoth said:
This. If she's dead, then technically it isn't rape.

ROFL......so wrong but still i laugh

mjones1 · 15 Jul 2009 at 16:06

Sadly i caught the first bus and she wasn't on there, will wait till the later bus tomorrow.

Mat · 15 Jul 2009 at 16:07

Facepalm.jpg

WARHURYEAH · 15 Jul 2009 at 16:08

mjones1 said:
Sadly i caught the first bus and she wasn't on there, will wait till the later bus tomorrow.

thread still has more potential it seems then!

matt_fsr · 15 Jul 2009 at 16:09

D'OH!

*First step to getting laid - learn to catch correct bus

WARHURYEAH · 15 Jul 2009 at 16:12

tomorrow i suggest following her so u can get on the same bus. then sit on the seat behind her and breathe heavily down her neck.

Lightnix · 15 Jul 2009 at 16:12

Azagoth said:
This. If she's dead, then technically it isn't rape.

I think the law still frowns on desecrating corpses with your member.