Gloss paint on carpet?

Easy solution, cut off your hand and bleed all over the paint.


Or if you are feeling less masochistic, admit your **** up, she may get angry but thats what people do.
 
Pics tbh.

Not sure what to add as every option you could take has already been posted.

Just own up and claim on the insurance, if she doesn't have the correct cover just blame your mum for it. :D

R.I.P Kennysevenfold :(
 
Deny you had anything to do with it? Blame the cat?

I doubt house insurance will be worth the claim, buy some new carpet. For that small a size its not going to cost that much, even if its good stuff.
 
here's how it goes...

"mom? I just killed a man... and I've been having intimate relations with next door's sheep.. flossy.."

"WHAAAAAAT? *KABOOM*"

"Nah, I'm only joking, I accidentally spilt some gloss paint on the carpet... doesn't seem so bad now does it?"



failing that... "mom? how do I remove gloss paint from a carpet?"

and if all else fails.. "mom? what will it take for you to NOT kill me? I'll do the washing up for like.... a week?"
 
You are going to die. Simple. It will not come out.

To be honest your blood would be easier to get out something you may be doing later.


:D

Enjoy. Night :D
 
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Im not dead....yet :p

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There must be a way to get rid of it? Perhaps a professional carpet cleaning service?

Either that or get a paint that will dry to be the exact same color as the carpet and pour it over the same spot. (sensible second suggestion a small mat).

Odd question, but in IE8 your signature displays fine, but you have 3 x'ed out images above it... so its like

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Your email address.

Anyone else seeing this or is IE acting funny? :confused:
 
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