go on then... mock me, I deserve it
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This one is currently in a relationship with another girl apparently.
Oh well.
But she kissed me and I liked it.
I only found out when someone said "you know shes a lesbian" and then later I happened to mention to someone else who knew her from school confirmed it.
Oh well, I can laugh about it now I s'pose
And no, there were no Dungarees, tattoos or pipes and she hasnt got short hair and gruff voice either!
Oh well.
But she kissed me and I liked it.
I only found out when someone said "you know shes a lesbian" and then later I happened to mention to someone else who knew her from school confirmed it.
Oh well, I can laugh about it now I s'pose
And no, there were no Dungarees, tattoos or pipes and she hasnt got short hair and gruff voice either!
Scuzi said:Dude.....
Mention 'Menage a trois' and see if her and her girlfriend are up for it. I'll drive to wherever you live and shake your hand if you pull it off
Pull what off exactly?
Actually, that may be my next plan of action. Being a lesbian would she see men as little more than slaves? If her GF is the one im thinking of, I'd cut my legs off with a spoon to spend the night with her!
I can see the conversation unfolding now:
ME: So u fancy coming over for a party on Saturday?
HER: Yeah, ok
ME: Bring anyone you like and you can treat me like a slave
HER: O RLY, what like wash my clothes and hoover my house?
ME: Not that kind of slave really, but whatever
HER: So you want to be abused by me and <insert gf name here>
ME: Yup, pretty much whatever you want
HER: You got plastic sheeting?
BTW she hasn't told me she is a lesbian, just many mates have.
DRZ said:In my experience "lesbian" and "bisexual" are far too easily confused.
The fact she kissed you (assuming it wasnt a peck on the cheek here) indicates that she is more than likely the latter.
Honestly, the number of bona-fide lesbians I have met is quite limited. Rampant bisexual women though are ten-a-penny
The only lesbians I have met are butch nasty pieces of work who really hate men, so Im inclined to side with your point of view.
Hey whats the worst that could happen? She lives a long way away and getting to rehersal for her acting is taking a toll on her, so as she has three practices this week, I'll ask if she wants to stay at mine for a bit.
DRZ said:Give it to her. You want it, she probably wants it - its all good
Report back, with photos (as long as you arent in them
)
Before I get too far into something I cant get out of, Im remembering back to what happened on valentines day....
UPDATE: Well, it turns out she isn't a lesbian, but bi-curious. She has lead a very fruity lifestyle and wants to settle down with a nice guy (like me!)
Jokingly I mentioned Menage a trois and she said "sounds good to me, when?"
Had a bit of a sneak preview last night!
So anyway, the dirty deed will be done this weekend! I've got Saturday off especially, now to Tesco for some paint and bin liners and Halfords for some axle grease
Oh yeah, pictures will be taken, but Im not posting them up here. If you really want to see nekkid pics of me, you'll have to come to my house, which by the way mr Scuzi is in Cardiff. I will be waiting to shake your hand on Sunday if I have the energy
Jokingly I mentioned Menage a trois and she said "sounds good to me, when?"
Had a bit of a sneak preview last night!
So anyway, the dirty deed will be done this weekend! I've got Saturday off especially, now to Tesco for some paint and bin liners and Halfords for some axle grease
Oh yeah, pictures will be taken, but Im not posting them up here. If you really want to see nekkid pics of me, you'll have to come to my house, which by the way mr Scuzi is in Cardiff. I will be waiting to shake your hand on Sunday if I have the energy
Sic said:watch it. Stat. my favourite, is that one.
to Mr OP.
benneh from these here forums told me about a friend of his, he met a really nice girl in a bar, took her home and they started getting bizzay...benneh's friend finds out that his new friend is actually a dude.
and carries on anyway. moral of this story? turn anyone round and they're a woman. also, there's always someone worse off than your good self.
wow, nevermind...sounds like there's a fair few people worse off than you! good going!
im leaving that story there because it's a good story
Moral of that story is "Finish what you start" or "I've started so I'll finish"
In all seriousness, the one thing I've learned is not to listen to others. If you want information, you ask the person concerned directly. You might be surprised.
I've known this girl for about 3 months, so we certainly are in the comfortable zone as far as relationships go, I was just a bit apprehensive about asking directly because it seems a bit strange and Im not a forward kind of guy (she is. Forward that is not a guy).
Anyway, if after the weekend she still feels the same about me we may become an item.
Im in the mood for experimenting so vatch dis space!
"Its only kinky the first time you do it"
I've known this girl for about 3 months, so we certainly are in the comfortable zone as far as relationships go, I was just a bit apprehensive about asking directly because it seems a bit strange and Im not a forward kind of guy (she is. Forward that is not a guy).
Anyway, if after the weekend she still feels the same about me we may become an item.
Im in the mood for experimenting so vatch dis space!
"Its only kinky the first time you do it"
why are you laughing at my expense?
Anyway, I did actually try a high five when I dropped them home this morning. Unfortunately all I got was a
Anyway, Im going travelling with them (only to London, but anything over the Severn bridge is foreign land for a Welshman)
Anyway, I've just woken up and regained enough energy to type. Photos were taken, even a video, however as previously stated, you will have to come to my house for a private viewing.
Anyway, I did actually try a high five when I dropped them home this morning. Unfortunately all I got was a
Anyway, Im going travelling with them (only to London, but anything over the Severn bridge is foreign land for a Welshman)
Anyway, I've just woken up and regained enough energy to type. Photos were taken, even a video, however as previously stated, you will have to come to my house for a private viewing.