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Seeks right it's a slow news day so I am putting in a contribution for us ealry worms.

Had an Awesome dream last night so some Comedy Dream analysis is in order me thinks.

Dream.
I was in my jitty next to my house when i saw this Wolf cub sniffing my hedge, As I walked towards it i realised the Wolfs pups parents were going through my neighbours bins tuther side of the corrugated fence :eek:
I sort of hopped over my fence to get to my back door. Then the cub turned towards its parents & hissed & the parents & cub walked off. :confused:


Meaning.

1. I want to have sex with a Wolf. :o
2. I want to have sex with a Wolf cub in front of it's parents. :o
3. I'm just sick. :(

Had any Good dreams you can post :D without getting Ban Hammeraged.
 
It clearly means you're paranoid of random people/neighbors going through your rubbish and finding your discarded pr0n/embarrasing secrets. :p


The last weird dream I had was where I had moved into a new house and I was looking around some junk that had been left in the dark loft. And a rat jumped at me and attached itself to my neck. I was like "wtf, oh noes!" but I was afraid to touch it in case it decided to dig it's teeth into my neck(/juggular). I think I woke up at that point*. :o


*Edit: And immediately checked my neck for rat presence.
 
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I’ve just woken from an odd dream myself:

Walking along a country lane, I pass a group of Chinese tourists (they had cameras), they were to my right, as I pass them, a horse appears to my left (I simply did not see it) – as I walk past the horse I notice it has the face of a Chinese person and I try not to laugh.

After passing both groups, I started to walk up a slight incline, but I am aware that both the tourists and horse are now following, and for some reason I’m now eating chicken and mushroom soup with MASSIVE whole mushrooms in it!

I glance over my right shoulder and see a woman I haven’t been naughty with for some time, which is nice – she’s wearing my checked shift I wore yesterday (in real life), but her fella is also walking behind her! And I can feel his rage burning into me!!! I carried on walking and eating.

That was quite an odd dream, the chicken and mushroom soup was probably because I have two cartons of it to be used today, the shirt, well I wore that yesterday, the naughtiness… well I had that yesterday, different lady though :D

Who knows where the tourists and the Chinese faced horse came from!
 
I dreamt about the bird with the big knockers who was jumping up and down next to me last night. Well I thought I did. :p
 
I had a weird one the other night, I went into a hospital by myself to make an appointment for my then partner (I don't have one in real life. Foreveralone.jpg) for a baby scan. As I'm doing so I see my partner walking out of the hospital crying and obviously I run over to her and ask her what's wrong and she said that she's had a miscarriage and then I'm just like wtf? More so at the fact that the girl was someone I went to school with 4 years ago and haven't seen since then.

The whole thing about the miscarriage I expect is from my manager at work as his wife is now pregnant but apparently she's miscarried before. What this particular girl has to do with it I don't know.
 
This thread reminded me of a dream i had, but couldnt remember until now!

I was playing call of duty black ops and was using the Semi-auto rifle but no matter how hard i tried i couldnt pull the trigger very fast.

What does it all mean!? lol
 
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