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An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,
but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

Shortly, he received this reply,
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried
the Money!"

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the
entire garden, without finding any money.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I
could do from here."
 
I liked this bit the best:

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Mat said:
I liked this bit the best:

"DFI LanParty UT NF4 SLI-D, AMD64 3700+ @2.4, 2Gb G.Skill PC4000 HZ, 74GB Raptor, 200GBSATA WD, 250GBSATAII Maxtor, Connect3D ATI Radeon X1800 XT 256MB, Dell Ultrasharp 2005FPW, CoolerMaster ATC 110. "

I dont get it.....
 
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