Gratification through burping and belching?

[Pulsedriver]

Hey folks;

So my colleague makes such weird sounds throughout the day, mostly when eating, stuffing his face and guzzling drinks like they are going out of fashion.

It's always following by a sort of sexual pleasure sound after burping and belching, the burps sound like a drainage pipe emptying. It's like the sort of sound a female would make if you were doing the right things... lol

Anyone else have to listen to this aural torture at their workplace?

 

[Snakedoctor]

No, we are fairly respectable in my office. We also know how to behave in mixed company.

 

[lozza23_uk]

used to have a guy that cut his nails on a regular basis. so annoying!

 

[~J~]

It's like the sort of sound a female would make if you were doing the right things...

Your birds fart and belch when you nail them?

 

[tom_e]

Your birds fart and belch when you nail them?

I was thinking the same thing, hes obviously into classy birds

 

[Gerard]

Your birds fart and belch when you nail them?

lmao

 

[Pookie Bear]

What a charming colleague you have.

If it were me, I'd wait for him to get halfway through a massive burp and then clatter my keyboard through the back of his skull. Alpha-style!

 

[Ultra_Extreme]

some guys are just like that, i have a m8 who'se constantly snoting and hocking up phlegm. Yet i never do unless im ill and even then i try to keep it minimal. The question you have to ask is does it annopy you that much? If so either man up and tell he he's "£$"$"£$ sick!" Or move away from him at feeding time.

Nothing worse imo than people who bitch and moan about something but do nothing about it, thats for losers and women.

 

[33L]

wouldnt dream of doing it a t work or in other peoples presence - at home is another matter.

However i do let slip the odd one! and makes for an embarrasing moment!

 

[peetee]

if its between friends or friendly colleagues why not, its better out than in.
I dont fart in most mixed company though.. burping just needs to be done.

 

[hamesy]

I often burp at work, although if I need to fart I often go to the toilet as they normally smell.

 

[Pulsedriver]

Your birds fart and belch when you nail them?

Walked into that one didn't I!

No I meant the sound 'after' my colleague burps or belches, is a sound of pleasure!

Yea they cut their nails too... And pick skin of their hands with pliers...

 

[Mad old tory]

Wouldn't burp or fart in public. Do at home though farting is fun

 

[Bloodknut]

I always fart where ere i be, I giggle loads when someone says, who the **** dropped that it stinks, the smellier the better, I love it

 

[Pulsedriver]

if you combine it with, farting, sticking tweezers or objects in their ear, and looking at what comes out, using their finger in their ear and shaking it (think of a cat when they scratch themselves). Picking it out and putting it on a piece of paper on their desk.

Just gross!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I'd never burp out loud, not unless it was accidental.. even then I'd say "excuse me"

As for farting, if noones around, no one can smell it