Great British biscuits

[Lysander]

Another rubbish thread, but then it's GD [I only mention it so that when I discover this thread in years to come I can console myself that my mindset was at least partly ironic].

Just had some biscuits passed round the office. I normally don't go for them but I couldn't resist. Bourbons and custard creams! Great stuff, I hadn't had these in years. What other classic biscuits are there?

 

[Lysander]

PARTY RINGS



Actually, in retrospect that makes me sound a bit of a gayer.

It sounds like a euphemism for what you enjoy in your spare time.

 

[Lysander]

I enjoy a good rimming.

 

[Lysander]

Do chocolate fingers count as great british biscuits?

I often have them after party rings.

What about spotted dick?

 

[Lysander]

Wow, it's amazing by how far some people can miss an innuendo.

 

[Lysander]

Irony old bean. Irony. 'Spotted Dick' was such a basic innuendo that it required a better response.

Damn you and your devious ways.