Caporegime
- Joined
- 29 Aug 2007
- Posts
- 28,860
- Location
- Auckland
Forums poster 'groen', and later 'anything I don't mind', was a bag of craziness cut short in his posting prime. A South African gent living in London and working in 1st and then 2nd line support (which he got fired from), groen was a staple but unstable part of my OCUK daily experience.
And now he's gone.
But let's not dwell on why he was terrible and almost certainly deserved a permaban, let's look at his achievements!
Achievements
* Argued against the moon landing and science with no hint of irony or understanding of physics, maths or basic logic.
* Terrified a Pret a Port server whom he stalked for several weeks before she requested a transfer.
* Repeatedly turned up to work late because he'd been drinking heavily the night before but his boss was at fault for having 'rules'.
* Got drunk, requested name change and was surprisingly appreciative of it.
* Infamously got banned from the Daily Mail website comments section (think about that for just a second) and was unsure why even though evidence suggested that his right wing/women are awful/FALSE FLAG rhetoric was too unsettling even for the crowd that enjoy reading the DM for exactly those reasons.
There's more, oh God there is so much more, but that's it from groen.
Good night sweet drunkard, loony-tunes prince.
/tear drop
And now he's gone.
But let's not dwell on why he was terrible and almost certainly deserved a permaban, let's look at his achievements!
Achievements
* Argued against the moon landing and science with no hint of irony or understanding of physics, maths or basic logic.
* Terrified a Pret a Port server whom he stalked for several weeks before she requested a transfer.
* Repeatedly turned up to work late because he'd been drinking heavily the night before but his boss was at fault for having 'rules'.
* Got drunk, requested name change and was surprisingly appreciative of it.
* Infamously got banned from the Daily Mail website comments section (think about that for just a second) and was unsure why even though evidence suggested that his right wing/women are awful/FALSE FLAG rhetoric was too unsettling even for the crowd that enjoy reading the DM for exactly those reasons.
There's more, oh God there is so much more, but that's it from groen.
Good night sweet drunkard, loony-tunes prince.
/tear drop


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