I was deadlifting and I was disturbing a couple on a date in the bar :/ they complained, I complained back, they banned deadlifts, I told them they were in breach of contract since the Ts&Cs had changed from when I signed the agreement, they kindly asked me to leave, but would forgo the 3 month cancellation fee.
This is probably, the most ridiculous things I've read today!
(and seeing as some bonehead mates were linking chemtrail conspiracy crap on facebook, that's saying something)