Had me scared for a minute!!!!

Lukewhitworth

Lukewhitworth

Lukewhitworth

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Open my lovely packages of stuff I ordered, I open the box the case was in which was slightly damaged and was like meh, I have worked in a delivery service before and everything always has a small dent in outer packaging, but there were blue marks all over my new white case on the only section where it wasn't covered with plastic ><

Ran upstairs and got the cream cleaner and scrubbed like a possessed man and it came off. Phew.
 
Ok well this is the story....


...It was a warm sunny afternoon and a young man was sat being owned on fifa 2 when all of a sudden a knock on the door interrupts his cries of anger at the television. The young man dashes to the door and is greeted by a delivery man whom barks 'What's your surname?!' The young man replies sheeply in fear for his safety 'Whitworth!' He only assumes the delivery man is jealous of the packages sent.

After signing his life away the young man places the boxes in the living room and opens the smaller box full of computer parts, and then looks at the large box with a sexy picture of his pc box in a space battle on the front. He grabs the sissors and opens the box and to his horror the case had bright blue marks next to the usb ports on the top of the case....


...he goes upstairs and grabs a space blaster and goes on his epic space battle to rid the universe of evil blue smudges that looked at the time engraved into the case. After a few minutes and the loss of several limbs he survives the struggle and overcomes the blue smudges and runs around the house carrying his case as a trophy whilst naked.
 
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MY NEW PARTS ARRIVE

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