Haiku error messages

[BubbySoup]

Came across this list again which I have not seen in ages - still makes me laugh. My favourite still being ;

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

We need some more up to date ones now for the newer software/hardware that is around - trouble is, my artistic imagination borders on zero (along with my Haiku skills).

Plenty of talented people here though

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

You can't beat:

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Stolen, but still good...

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and data loss.
Guess which has occurred.

 

[Spacky]

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

 

[BillytheImpaler]

My favorite:

Windows XP crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

 

[Garrett]

My favorite is:

'The error is the error'

 

[Belmit]

How about:

Used CD drawer as
A cup holder? Welcome to
Nineteen ninety-two.

 

[Mickey_D]

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

My favorite as well...

 

[homerio]

Need to know something?
Ask it on overclockers?
Google is your friend.

 

[Belmit]

Control, Alt, Delete.
If you are an amputee
Get a friend to help.

 

[BubbySoup]

Direct X10 compatible?
Fear not. Your expensive graphics card
Is now worthless.