Half a pigs face

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My gaming room is 3 floors above a high street, opposite a butchers. Its waste collection lorry has arrived, and has been emptying big blue bins of meat waste into the back.

It would seem, however, that half of a pigs head did not make it. It is now cruising about very near to the top of the drivers coach on the roof, free for all to see.

Pretty grim...

That is all.
 
Why would there be half a pigs head, surely there should be a whole pigs head, where did the 1/2 go?
 
I attempted a pic only for the lorry to drive off before I'd had a chance to sort my batteries out!!! Man thats annoying! They come every Wednesday, so next week I shall be waiting......
 
All these poork threads are bacon me crazy, just leave it offal will you? The cheek.

I wish someone would sort it out, that would give me a lardon.
 
Why would there be half a pigs head, surely there should be a whole pigs head, where did the 1/2 go?

When you butcher a pig you hang it up by the back legs with legs apart then use a chopper to go down & split the spine, Then when you get to the head you split that as well, Takes a fair few whacks to get clean through a pigs brain.
 
When you butcher a pig you hang it up by the back legs with legs apart then use a chopper to go down & split the spine, Then when you get to the head you split that as well, Takes a fair few whacks to get clean through a pigs brain.

Ahh this explains it :p

Or maybe half man bear pig?!

Good call, OP is there any bear heads lying about with missing sections?
 
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