Happiest day of my life!

MoNkeE · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:30

Walked up the aisle towards my wife, hands trembling with excitement. Stood beside her and gave her a kiss, then closed the lid.

-RaZ

big_white_dog84 · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:32

Mr Man · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:32

Errr.....

fatiain · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:32

vanandjuanunited · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:32

Ummmm..

woodsy2k · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:33

I like the way you found a computer already

Gilly · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:33

Wzd · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:33

Ooooooo

InsomniaCalls · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:33

Its supposed to be lid isn't it? :confused:

Gilly · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:35

InsomniaCalls said:
Its supposed to be lid isn't it?

Aye

HEADRAT · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:35

LOL

Reminds me of this one:-

A man runs home one evening and bursts into the house yelling, "Pack your bags sweetheart I've just won the lottery, all six numbers.

Can you believe it!?" She says, "Oh brilliant! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care . . . just **** off!"

HEADRAT

gib786 · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:35

que????

Greenlizard0 · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:35

I'm not sure why but I thought you were like cremating her alive or something... :confused:

Belmit · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:36

MoNkeE said:
Walked up the aisle towards my wife, hands trembling with excitement. Stood beside her and gave her a kiss, then closed the door.

Do you work in a supermarket?

Bennah · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:36

Wzd · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:36

Good job getting on the net asap, but dont forget your other duty....

Honeymoon Night = TTIUWP

G|mp · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:37

"Get you coat on love, im off down the pub"

"Oohh am i coming with you tonight then Bert?"

"Dont be silly im turning the heating off"

Mr Man · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:38

InsomniaCalls said:
Its supposed to be lid isn't it?

Ah, now it makes sense

MoNkeE · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:38

You know what, I re-read it as many times as I could without my boss seeing to make sure I got it right, but in the heat of the moment, forgot the terminology

Edited the original post to make sense

-RaZ

MoNkeE · 7 Apr 2006 at 10:40

G|mp said:
"Get you coat on love, im off down the pub"

"Oohh am i coming with you tonight then Bert?"

"Dont be silly im turning the heating off"

Funny you should say that; someone I knew was down the pub t'other night on a night that wasn't his usual - turns out his missus thought she'd save some money and turn the heating off, and he decided to come down to the pub 'cause it was warm!

-RaZ

Happiest day of my life!

Man of Honour