Happy Slappin

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Despite the fact I've got an exma tomorrow my mum is tellin me about how my cousin's mum found a video of some girl gettin her head "kicked in" to use my mum's term on his phone. His mum is traumatized apparently and disgusted, she threatened to take his phone off him all that, give him an old school brick so he cant have them but still be reached but he just says its not big deal and he'll just look at them on his mates phones.

So now despite the fact he has a big brother of his own who, thankfully, is still quite on the rails (just) it falls on me to talk to him.

So in short, I'm gonna threaten to kick his head in and film it, me and my boys.

What do you think? Nobody on here finds that stuff amusin do they?
 
I'd find it amuzing if they did it to the wrong person one day and he/she smacked them all down with completley overnecessary force.. then i'll lol!

//TrX
 
Ive seen it happen.. Not nice at all, but the one i saw was actually funny, due to the fact that it was a chav really slapping another chav, who jumped up and chased him round the school, and later told to leave the building, pretty comical.

But i dislike all this happy slapping stuff due to the fact that violence isnt amusing.
 
I remember seeing it in real life a while back to some old dear on a bus. I'm very much the pacifist but it made my blood boil. It's weird I didn't care for it at all until then.
 
So, by stooping down to his level, you will prove you are the bigger man/woman? How about getting his mum to give him a nice deserved punishment and talking to?
 
That's hilarious! Serves the ***** right though, I noticed how he doesn't lay into them or punch them when they're down.

After his girlfriend has called at him to stop, though.

Without wanting to sound like a keyboard warrior or anything... If I were in his shoes I don't think I could've resisted one last shot at the guy sitting down as I was walking past (after all he's the one that hit the girl).

... not that I would have anywhere near the fighting skill of the boxer guy in the first place!
 
I've never actually hit anyone in my life, seeing any sort of violence makes me sick even when we were at school. I went through this rough part of town the other night and saw some poor sod gettin beaten up by a gang.

I'm not actually gonna kick his head in, he's like 15 and almost as big as me anyway but he doesnt know I hate violence and never punched anyone so I'm just gonna warn him in "how would you like it if that happened to you?" kind of way.

This is such a disgrace though, its not like he goes to a rough school or anythin, not that would justify it if he did, he's from Wetherby, the police there are like Hot Fuzz I'm just gonna give him a stern talking to.

As for that video, that served them right but I still dont find it funny.
 
I've never actually hit anyone in my life, seeing any sort of violence makes me sick even when we were at school. I went through this rough part of town the other night and saw some poor sod gettin beaten up by a gang.

I'm not actually gonna kick his head in, he's like 15 and almost as big as me anyway but he doesnt know I hate violence and never punched anyone so I'm just gonna warn him in "how would you like it if that happened to you?" kind of way.

This is such a disgrace though, its not like he goes to a rough school or anythin, not that would justify it if he did, he's from Wetherby, the police there are like Hot Fuzz I'm just gonna give him a stern talking to.

As for that video, that served them right but I still dont find it funny.

No offence, but if your stern talk is anything like how you come across in this thread, he'll either just laugh, happy slap you or lock you in a tiny tiny box, filled with woodlouse.

How about you just leave it?
 
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