I think the only fail here was your awful attempt at dismissing iPhones as rubbish, and all you've come across as is ignorant.
I find it quite amusing for someone who wouldn't touch the device would then come to try and troll about it. When I don't care about things I tend to ignore them. I've broken all of my iPhone's that I've had but I suspect any other phone would've have also suffered the same fate.
3G - Flew out of my pocket when I was on a pogo-stick and smashed the front screen
4 - again dropped out of my pocket and hit a stone right on the corner to smash the front screen
5 - Slammed in car door several times before I realised my phone was the reason the door didn't shut. Hairline fracture across front of phone
6 - Dropped from face height onto concrete floor. Didn't smash the screen but developed a line down the screen that wouldn't register touches
7+ - Beast of a phone. No cracks but a minor dent on back of phone
X - Dropped phone at the gym and cracked the back
XS Max - Had phone on bed, partner accidentally stood on the screen and cracked it
11PMax - Dropped it on a drunken night out and made a tiny, barely noticeable, crack on back of phone.
I've always had insurance/Apple Care so I've never bothered with cases/screen protectors as I just don't like them. For how much I've dropped said devices they're pretty damn tough.
