Has anyone ever done a Ben Stiller

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There has been a few weird posts lately so thought I will post one:)

When I was a kid (pre teen) I got my pee pee caught in my fly's zip - Being on my own at the time (cinema or swimming baths) there wasn't anyone to turn to so being a strong little fellow I thought if it caught in zip going up then all I need to do is pull zip down.
So held it by the head and pulled it up a bit then grabbed the zip handle - 1 2 3 whoosh - Ahhhhhh.
It didn't really hurt but at least it was out. -It wasn't even a bleeder.
I have never zipped up again without making sure my knob is settled comfortably in two layers of clothing.
Anyone who has done it twice must be a hero.:D
 
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